That’s what friends are for

Technology, it’s changed our lives completely, and it doesn’t look like slowing down anytime soon. It’s all designed to make life easier, right? Well, that’s the idea. Everything is digital, and there’s an app for everything, from counting your heartbeats to counting your money–not mine; that’s kept under my analogue mattress.

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Embracing the digital age means making digital friends. Even if we never see them in person, we can communicate with friends and send our love and selfies to the far reaches of the world, the galaxy even–don’t laugh, there’s a little green alien been texting me lately, something to do with cleaning my carpets at half price; today only, conditions apply. When we’re not getting sold something special, we need our technological devices to keep in touch with our growing list of acquaintances, and just because we don’t have friends of our own, doesn’t mean we can’t join in the fun; there’s an app that allows us to invent them. Seriously! It’s available from the Apple store, and it’s called, I am important. Download the app, and you can create fake friends and have them send you messages and love to impress those non-friends who might be watching. It even has a phoney diary to arrange your busy schedule, lunch dates, parties and such, with all your fake friends. Wow! How good would that make you feel; important, right? Check it out if you need someone special in your life.

I Am Important App

Social media apps don’t make our lives easier, but they do sometimes take over our existence. They’re like babies; they demand all our time. They change the way we think, communicate and interact with other human beings, especially real ones. Whatever the application, we’re drawn continuously to our smartphones, tablets and computer screens. We panic if they are not within reach. Go to the shops and realise you left your phone lying on the kitchen table, and it’s as if the sky has fallen in on you. You rush to phone home and check it’s still there on the table, then scream, because you don’t have your phone. It’s a nightmare. I can hear the modern day Lindy Chamberlain cry out, ‘Help, the dingo’s got my smartphone!’

Dingoes photo courtesy of Perth Zoo

Help! The Dingo’s got my i-phone!

Without the means for instant communication, there’s a real sense of anxiety; we feel naked, cut adrift from the real world–it is the real world isn’t it, that cyber world of information and social media? We’ve developed a need to know who’s online and if they are talking about us, or to us. We need to know if they’ve seen our latest silly photo, and we need to know there’s someone out there in cyberspace waiting to hear from us. Go ahead and laugh, but to many, that is the real world. So are we escaping; are we bypassing reality and living a life of make-believe, or is this the new reality?

When you forget your smartphone               Photo by Aaron Blanco-Tejedor

I myself am not addicted. I can go for minutes without looking at my phone. I once mistakenly allowed the battery to die completely and didn’t panic. I calmly put it on charge and fired up my i-pad; no harm done. Back-ups are so important for your hardware and software; it’s like having a friend you can count on when all your real friends are busy.

I wonder how many of us could go cold turkey and dump the smartphone and tablets altogether? Imagine using the phone only when you had to call someone to talk; now that would be different. But dropping out of the real world–the one where apps control the laws of nature–wouldn’t be so easy. If we did put the phone in the drawer and throw away the key, how would we know about all those cool things to purchase, things we never imagined we needed? Isn’t it funny how your phone knows when you need something? It’s as though they’re listening in through that tiny microphone. I broke wind the other day and an ad for air freshener popped up on my phone. And if we didn’t have smartphones, how would I let everyone know that I’ve put up my latest blog post? Enough said; I’m in it for the long-haul and my digital devices will tell me how long that will be–there’s an app called Heaven I might try.


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